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[Verse 1]
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I'm not so bad once you get to know me
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once you get down on your knees and blow me
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I'm from Missouri, you should show me
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water me, you could grow me
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don't you ever snow me or I'll hunt you down

[Chorus]
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I'm a walking happy hour
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I'm a happier than a happy hour
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I'm a happier hour
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Oh yeah
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I am pretty sweet but I am mostly sour

[Verse 2]
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I'd be pleased to meet you anywhere
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anywhere where eagles dare
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I could be a strike or be a spare
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Fully clothed or underwear
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You can pound on me like a gypsy snare

[Verse 3]
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The sky is blue and then its black
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I can stretch my dick below my sack
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You could call me Steve you could call me 
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Jack
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If you soak your teeth in coke they will turn black

[Verse 4]
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I'm crispy like a tator tot
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my nose is stuffed up full of snot
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my heaters on I'm running hot
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for you I'm just an after thought
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If I give you cash perhaps you could be bought

[Verse 5]
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It's Christmas time for you and me
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lets curl up underneath the tree
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I'll tie you by the TV
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I stole from Walmart, it was free
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If the cops come knocking act that your asleep

[Verse 6]
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You could be yourself in my double wide
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You don't everr have to hide
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The only food I eat is fried
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I watched Brokeback Mountain then I cried
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I feel at home with you when I'm inside ....you

[Verse 7]
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I smoke Newport, you smoke Cool
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Honeynut Cheerios is my only rule
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Like Omar on the Wire, I'm no 
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fool
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Did I ever tell you I wrote a hit with Jewel

[Verse 8]
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I was truly meant for you and 
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you were truly meant for me
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lets go camping by the sea
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you can climb my flagpole golly gee
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We go together just like poop and pee

[Verse 9]
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I break the yolks make a smily face
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with my PJs on I'm so out of place
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I'm a visitor from 
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outerspace
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you can rub your DNA apon my face

[Verse 10]
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I clip my toenails by the sink
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well you just sip that pretty drink
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Ignore the brown trod it doth stink
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with the casing  on the sausage link
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we were made for one another don't you think

[Verse 11]
N.C.
Come to San Diego town
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We got re-fried beans so golden brown
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We kicked out all the mimes and clowns
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Everyone smiles and no one frowns
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We got extra verbs and lots of vowels and nouns

[Verse 12]
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I'm not so bad once you get to know me
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once you get down on your knees and blow me
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I'm from Missouri, you should show me
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water me, you could grow me
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don't you ever snow me or I'll hunt you down

[Outro]
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 I'll hunt you down
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 I'll hunt you down
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 I'll hunt you down