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Em          B7
Oh me oh my-o
                       Em
Robbed at gunpoint in Ohio
        Am            Em
Now I’m gone to Louisiana
       B7                    C7   B7
With a bulletproof bandana

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Em              B7
I felt a little older
                  Em
Child support and mortgage on my shoulder
  Am                       Em
A nasty little high dollar habit
          B7                   C7           B7
I’m gonna lose my arm before I pull out the rabbit

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Em          B7
Had an inclination
                                      Em
Instead of draggin’ it out I’d take a permanent vacation
    Am                         Em
But when I lined up to talk to god
        B7                           C7     B7
I kinds didn’t like the looks of the firing squad

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Em
Got a friend in Dallas

Got dirty little fingers but his house is like a palace
                Am                             Em
He said there’s something you should know that I know
          B7                          C7          B7
A man can make a decent living off of suckers in Ohio