G Dm Am Cm
 G
James Deen you let me down
 Dm
Why'd you have to make this so hard
  Am                    Em
Why'd you have to leave so many women
  D
So emotionally scarred
 G
James Deen you let me down
 Dm
I used to think you were the one for me
 Am                                  Em
But the only thing that I'd give you now
      D
Is a crudely done vasectomy


[Chorus]
G                   D
James Deen we were rooting for you
Am                               Em
I used to think about you when I touched my boobs
G                  D
James Deen, baby, what can I do
Am     Em                 Em   Cm
Except boycott your every move?

G Dm Am Cm

[Verse 2]
G
James Deen you let me down
 Dm
I used to think you were the brightest star
Am
But James, there is no safe word
 Em
To keep me from hitting you with my car

[Chorus]
 G                  D
James Deen we were rooting for you
Am                                Em
I used to think about you when I touched my boobs
G                D
James deen baby, what can I do
Am      Em                Em Cm
Except boycott your every move?

G Dm Am Cm

[Outro]
N.C.
James Deen, you let us down