All I ever wanted was to
get laid in a haunted house
all I ever wanted was to
punch out mickey mouse
and all I ever wanted was just
breath mints and cigarettes
all I ever wanted was just
one blonde and one brunette, so

pull that pistol, tease that trigger
make that missile blow up bigger
sugar bullets
shoot off my
sugar bullets
shoot off, shoot off

all I ever wanted was the
buddha without buddhism
all I ever wanted was just
jesus christ without the christians
and all I ever wanted was just
peace and love without the pot smoke
and all I ever wanted was just
porno flicks without the plot, so

pull that pistol, tease that trigger
make that missile blow up bigger
sugar bullets,
shoot off my
sugar bullets

shoot off, shoot off

shoot off sugar
shoot off sugar
shoot off sugar

baby
we're skin pinatas stuffed with plasma
aren't we
sweet stigmatas stain the mattress
aren't we
kundalini meets karate
knocks me out of my own body

pull that pistol, tease that trigger
make that missile blow up bigger
sugar bullets,
shoot off my
sugar bullets
shoot off, shoot off

sugar bullets,
shoot off my
sugar bullets

shoot off sugar
shoot off sugar
shoot off sugar