Is there anything else
I can do to be your perfect pet?
May i cut out my tongue?

Yes, you're right! i agree on
Everything you want me to
May i scratch your back?

Squeeze me down
Like a microburst

I will fit in the crowd
Please give me an order
Or a slap in the face

I'm the dog on the lead
But there's just one little problem
I'm still not house-trained