My girl she's so pretty
But she's not here in the land of the living
She screams, whispers to me
She screams, makes my blood freeze

I'm in love with a living vampyre
She's the one, she's the one
She's the one I want
And what I want tonight
More than everything in living sight
Everything in the whole world wide
Is just to kiss that girl

My girl she's so mean
She's got a heart like an aztec god
Or an ice machine
For one cool touch I'd crawl
A hundred million miles
I'd swallow broken glass just to
Make her smile

My girl dances off the wall
And I'm so hypnotized I can barely crawl
Then she sleeps all night
Like a sagging bag of bones
But you know I just can't leave that girl alone

I'm in love with a living vampyre
She's the one, she's the one
She's the one I want
I'm in love with a living vampyre
Can't wait to kiss that girl tonight