Rub, rub, rub, rub on dee floor
Soap, soap, soap give me some more

Kermit is the nasty boy with Dee nasty kink so
Please leave me alone with Dee block Irish Spring so
I can rub, rub, rub some soap, soap, soap on dee floor

Kermit is a soapy boy also intellectual
Kermit has a soapy bed
For when it getting sexual

Have a soap party grab a bar get naughty
I am not creep though this may all seem unconventional

Mum cut soap for Kermit whilst
I dress in turtlenecks sometimes
I nibble bits of soap as tasty little snack
Not all soap is good enough
They all don't hit dee spot
But if it is dee right one then
Kermit loves it a lot

Rub, rub, rub, rub on dee floor
Soap, soap, soap give me some more

Kermit is the nasty boy with Dee nasty kink so
Please leave me alone with Dee block Irish Spring so
I can rub, rub, rub some soap, soap, soap on dee floor

Many people try shame
What Kermit does with Irish Spring
Call me creepy weirdo
And other nasty things
But don't really care
What other people thinks cos
When it comes to soap
Carmet is the king

Rub, rub, rub, rub on dee floor
Soap, soap, soap give me some more

Kermit is the nasty boy with Dee nasty kink so
Please leave me alone with Dee block Irish Spring so
I can rub, rub, rub some soap, soap, soap on dee floor

Kermit is the nasty boy with Dee nasty kink so
Please leave me alone with Dee block Irish Spring so
I can rub, rub, rub some soap, soap, soap on dee floor